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youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

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american girls:
i love the british accent its so posh and "i'm going to go and have tea with the queen"
britain:
ooeeeyyy gettchur tits ooett, gooenn avv affurrr on mii weiffe, durnt gurv a ferk